Tea Party News: Improved UFO Disabling

Soon real Americans will be able to shoot down UFOs without causing them to disintegrate and dump their alien occupants out all over our local county parks. This is good science what with the propagandistic left-wing unpatriotic lies about climate change, evolution, cancer prevention, death panels and all. Who needs a fence when we have photon beam weapons?

National Synchrotron Light Source II

Meeting critical trans-galactic challenges with an increased light source at Brookhaven National Laboratory.